I'm single.

I feel this ad has about as much chance for success as this one, that is, next to none. No kind of dating club or service I've tried has worked.

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I'm looking for a close, cooperative relationship with open, honest communication.

Description of you:

• Female human.
• More than 35 years old.
• Less than 53 years old.
• Non-smoker.
• Don't take drugs.
• No tatoos. Mmmm... Well maybe a small one or two.
• No hardware sticking through any of your body parts except your ear lobes.
• No room for religion or anything like it in your mind.
• No need for TV or background noise.

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